An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the
>world.
>
>So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to China.
>
>On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed
>a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read "$10,000 per
>call".
>
> The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what
>the telephone was used for.
>
> The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for
>$10,000 you could talk to God.
>
> The American thanked the priest and went along his way.
>
> Next stop was in Japan. There, at a very large
> cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under
>it.
>
> He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in China and
>he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.
>
> She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000
>he could talk to God.
>
> "O.K., thank you," said the American.
>
> He then traveled to Pakistan, Srilanka, Russia, Germany and France.
>
> In every church he saw the same golden telephone
> with the same "$10,000 per call" sign under it.
>
>The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to India to see if
>Indians had the same phone.
>
> He arrived in India, and again, in the first church he entered, there
>was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read "One
>Rupee per call."
>
> The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign.
>"Father, I've traveled all over World and I've seen this same golden
>telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven,
>but everywhere the price was $10,000 per call.
>
> Why is it so cheap here?"
>
> The priest smiled and answered, "You're in India now, son - it's a
>local call".
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SARDAR DETECTIVE

A policeman was testing 3 Singh brothers who were training to become
detectives.


To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the
first Singh a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your
suspect, how would you recognize him?"


The first Singh answers, "That's
easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!" The policeman
says, "Well...uh.. .that's because the picture I showed is his side
profile."



Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for
5 seconds at the second Singh and asks him, "This is your suspect, how
would
you recognize him?"



The second Singh smiles and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy
to catch because he only has one ear!" The policeman angrily responds,


"What's the matter with you two? Of course only one eye and one ear are
showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer
you can come up with?"



Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third Singh
and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you
recognize him?



He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer." The Singh
looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears
contact lenses." The policeman is surprised and speechless because he
really


doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an
interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and
I'll get back to you on that." He leaves the room and goes to his office,


checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming
smile on his face.



"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact
lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation? "



"That's easy," the Singh replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he
only has one eye and one ear."

Good one dikshit bhai