Talking Roll him over..........
Fanta died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so his two best friends, Santa and Banta were
sent for.

Banta went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet.

Banta said, "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over."

The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope, ain't Fanta."



The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Santa in to identify the body.

Santa took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real
bad, roll him over."

The mortician rolled him over and Santa said, "No, it ain't Fanta."


The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"

Santa said, "Well, Fanta had two a*********"

"What? He had two as.sholes!" said the mortician.

"Yup, everyone in town knew he had two a........
Every time we went to town, folks would say, “Here comes Fanta with the two as.sholes”

The fastest thing
An office manager was given the task of hiring an
Individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a
stack of resumes he found four people who were equally
qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only
one question. Their answer would determine which of them
would get the job. The day came and as the four sat around
the conference room table the interviewer asked:

"What is the fastest thing you know of?"

Acknowledging the first man (A WHITE MAN), on his right, the
man replied,"A THOUGHT. It just pops into your head.
There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A
thought is the fastest thing I know of."
"That's very good!" replied the interviewer.

"And now you sir?" he asked the second man (A COLOURED MAN).
"Hmm....let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you
don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest
thing I know of."
"Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye ...
that's a very popular cliche? for speed."

He then turned to the third man (A BLACK MAN) who was
contemplating his reply."Well, out at my dad's FARM, you
step out of the house and on the wall there's a light
switch. When you flip that switch & way out across the
pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than an ant.
TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think
of. "The interviewer was very impressed with the third
answer and thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat
the speed of light" He said.

Turning to the fourth and final man (A INDIAN MAN), the
interviewer posed the same question.
It's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is
DIARRHEA."
"WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.
"Oh I can explain." said the fourth man.
"You see the other day I wasn't feeling so good and I ran
for the bathroom.
But, before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I
had already shat my pants!"

HE GOT THE JOB................